pagar alam: no. 2 - the cabbage cottage

2:00pm ah, home sweet home in our sweet yellow villa but watch all y'all's backs 'cause there might be a killa.  it's looks so stilla all the tea on the hilla but OKAY OKAY i'll stop trying to rap.  basically, this is the cutest thing in the world but only from the outside.  perfect view, perfect setting, perfect exterior architecture.  then you open the door and you literally feel like a demon has possessed the place.  everything was falling apart, there was graffiti on the walls--including 666 and some demonic symbols on kurt's bedroom wall.  there was an enormous spider in the corner with a huge egg sac.  basically, it was the ideal place for either a supernatural horror film or a mass murder.